Liquored Up and Lacquered Down Shes Liquored Up and Lacquered Down She’s got the biggest hair in town Shes Liquored Up and Lacquered Down Me and my baby gonna make the rounds Pops the top at six o’clock Sprays Sides the back and the top ? A cigarette hangs from her red lips Teasin hair and an old green slip Pours herself a drink of gin She likes the booze cause it keeps her thin She could a been a beauty queen But she stayed home and raised a family Me and my baby gonna paint the town When we walk into a bar People think she’s a movie star The women smirk But the men just stare Yeah that’s my baby with the big top hair Hittin' On Nothin' You can keep that sweet talk You can keep those lies You can keep all those promises And you can save that jive You aint hittin on nothin unless you got something for me you know you promised me a diamond ring and now I’ll never forget cause I aint seen a hide nor a hair of that diamond yet all I get is talk talk talk hit the road Jack walk walk walk you now you promised me a mink coat FOR MY BIRTHDAY But I ain’t seen a mink, a rat, a rabbit Or any kind a coat baby all I get is talk talk talk get your papers and walk walk walk no more talk Pass the Hatchet Awa let me chop it baby You gotta let me chop it HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BASS (action)? Let me chop it let me chop it baby Aw let me chop it let me chop it Timber!!! Uh ah Yeah yeah (Mary) Yea let me chop it Chop it now Chop it chop it Come on now Pass that hatched to me baby Put it here? Corn Liquor Corn liquor It sure can burn Corn liquor Makes your stomach turn Corn liquor Make you go hog wild Corn liquor Its just my style Now way back in the woods Where I come from Daddy had a still and my Momma had a gun from yonder came a sheriff ? tried to make us run momma shot him dead now I’m an only son everybody’s got something to loose hey, everybody everybody’s got something to loose a shot of that stuff will make you loose yours too whoo corn liquor I said corn liquor Now mammas back in prison Its life without parole Daddy’s down in Georgia Just a sellin pecan rolls ? I’m back in this holler Just a playin my fiddle And sellin my corn liquor To the poor sheriff’s widow Drunk and Lonesome (Again) Drunk and lonesome again Who said memories are friend(s)? Drunk and lonesome again Back where it all began Did I meet you in a bar Did we talk about cars I was drunk and alone That’s how you took me home Was it all just a plan .. get yourself a man when your down on your luck you need someone to touch solo now some people are born to repeat all the mistakes of their past but then bad luck like her never seem to last and if I ever wanna find another another’s just like you ? know just what to do a combination of the two Cheap Motels Hey Out on the bypass Not to far Theres a joint that’s jumpin When they close up the bar And If walls could talk man the Stories they’d tell Holdin up the roof on the cheap motel You can rent em all night But they’re cheaper by the hour Towels are clean but they still smell sour the night clerk’s smiling cause he’s usually stoned but you can do out there what you can’t do at home there’s cigarette burns on the table by the bed and a King James bible that’s never been read they got cinder block walls so you can’t be seen walkin round naked by the ice machine keep it hush hush cause you never can tell who you’ll see walking round the cheap motel hay ha ha (mary) just a holding up the roof .. of a cheap motel Just How Lonely Well Just how lonely can lonely be I don’t know maybe you can tell me And I think about you do you think about me Just how lonely can lonely be Get in my car Go to the bar Stare at the walls Wondering where you might be I get back in my car And I go back home Stare at the walls Wondering if you called Turn on the tv There’s nothing to see Something inside Said give it just a little more time I’ve cried every day Since you’ve been away It just isn’t fair Why o why do I still care Don’t want to see your face I don’t wanna hear your voice Don’t wanna feel so bad I sure wish I had a choice I Learned to Dance In Mississippi Hey hey hey hey Yes yall I’m talking about a little place where I learned to dance I learned to dance in Mississippi In a state of reverie I learned my moves to junior’s groves In a little shack By a cotton patch Now it was country But it got funky On Saturday night Everything’s alright Cause there aint’ nothing in this world like Dancin with all them girls From Mississippi She did the crawl The snatch it back That funky Memphis Aint that a fact When lights get low? We’ll do it slow We’ll boogaloo To junior’s grooves Mississippi Hey hey… I learned to dance in Mississippi In a state of revere I learned my moves to junior’s groves In a little shack By a cotton patch So do the crawl The snatch it back That ? in Memphis Aint that a fact Alright yall It was a Saturday night Down in holley springs mississippi I went down to junior kimbrough’s juke joint Get myself barb’Q ? A little homade liquor Whooo and I paid my two dollars to get in And I saw some dancin going on like I never seen before In my whole life Oh yall they had their hands up in the air And they were going down to the ground real slow Doing that a mississippi crawl All over the floor Then they’d, They’d come back up and the’d ? around and around… ? I aint never seen nothing like it in my life And I’ll tell you what All the suddon everybody Started going hey hey hey… King of the Mountain Got himself a peach colored leisure suit Hundred dollar bills stuck in Florscheim boots Smellin’ like a mentholated soda pop Sure smellin’ sweet when the weather gets hot If you got a dime He’s got a dollar He’s the king of corn and porn From way back in the holler (they) call him the king of the mountain A blue ridge businessman He’s an independent contractor Doing the best that he can Bought himself a camera Down in GUNTHERSVILLE Bought it with the money From a moonshine still Makin’ hillbilly blue Way on back on the ridge Always got a cold diet Pepsi In his fridge You can drink it by the glass You can buy it by the jar He told my sister That he’d make her a star His cash(cask?) flows about a hundred proof ? Just opened up a line of the tanning booths Yea and if your cousin comes around I’ll be sure to give a holler Damaged Goods Damaged goods Damaged goods Baby I got to move on Been on the shelf Just a little too long Just sittin on a bar stool Long into the night (still) Talking bout the woman I let her ruin my life And I’m givin all my troubles away I know what the folks have to say Lord he’s just damaged goods Damaged goods The kind nobody will buy The kind nobody is willing to try Can’t remember a love that didn’t make me cry I can’t recall the where the whats and the whys I’m feeling like a nobody else Ever felt as bad as myself Man I’m just damaged goods Damaged goods Baby I gota move on Honey I just want to be your friend I aint got no flowers to send We can just sit alone Get stoned and go home Cause you know In the end ? Were just damaged goods Man you gotta move on Yes I’ve been on the shelf just a little too long Over It Whoo whoo over it Whoo whoo get over it Whoo whoo over it Before its over for us ?? stuff ? give it some time and it all adds up aint no use in you throwin a fit couse I aint gonna listen when you’re given me shit (baby) I don’t want (like) to fight I don’t like it one bit Come on baby lets get over it Come on baby lets get over it Workin uptight ? mad wake up in the morning so tired and sad I just want ? to apologize For doing those things that’ll make you cry working picking ? stuff ?? give it some time and it all adds up I just want ? to apologize For doing those things that’ll make you cry Haw River Stomp Boogie ? (spoken rick) got a bag of stale Fritos whole lotta mosquitoes now I jumpted down to see the river roll don’t that mud feel good when it’s deep’tween your toes do the haw river stomp now baby I just wanna play(stay) down in your(the) mud all day doing the haw river stomp I’m like a turtle in the sun Sittin on a log Watchin’ them tadpoles turn into frogs Spend my afternoon With a bottle of wine Now I’m creepin along Like a kudzu vine (it’s a) Lazy lazy day Baby can you come out and play (if) I let me dog run He’ll come back when he’s done Chasin them critters away Corn Rocket Yeah yeah Well I got a ticked to ride this rocket 16 ? in my back pocket come on baby won’t you take a little ? ?? out of bed ? I got a ticked to ride on this rocket ? ?? engine ? ?? baby I got to go go go lonesome traveler ?? take a step ? step ??? I got a ticket to ride on this here rocket Hold on Cause we’ve got a ticket to ride on this here rocket Woke up in the morning with an aching head Woke up in a real strange bed Woke up in the morning well I’ll say it again And again and again… Hold on Alright Hold on Ride (solo) Woke up in this morning a real strange bed Woke up in the morning with an ache in my head Woke up in the morning well I’ll say it again And again and again… Snatch it back Instrumental Funnel of love Here I go fallin down down down My mind its a blank My head is spinning around and around As I go deep into the funnel of love It’s such a crazy crazy feeling I get weak in my knees My poor head it’s a reeling As I go deep into the funnel of love I(I’ve) try(tried) and I try to run and hide I’ve even tried to run away Just can’t hide from the funnel of love And Its gonna get you someday [Image] [1]