South Austin Jug Band
My Girlfriend's a Lesbian



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We've been goin? out for about 6 months and I liked her pretty good 
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Then one day she started out with these feminine crazy moods 
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She never wanted just me and her, she had to have a friend along 
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And I found me out some crazy things and I just had to write this song 
			

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She don't say I look good these days like she always had before 
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And when I bring Willie's Playboys over she?s always asking for more 
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I don't know what the hell to do I was her number one biggest fan 
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But people change and lovers lie, my girlfriends a lesbian
 
 
Well I came home one night sick and tired and I sat down with a beer 
Smokin' Sweet Chiva in my lazy boy, wasn?t ready for what I was to hear 
She said I was a really nice guy and she hoped that we could be friends 
But she was interested in a girl named Jenny so our relationship had to end 
 
Guess I shoulda just figured it out all on my own 
I ignored all the signs that said she was a homo 
Not that it bothers me like it should 
Well she was always bench pressin' way more than I ever could 
 
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