Monster Truck
Ramsay Midwood

Doctors and lawyers they won’t do nothing for you,
The parking attendant is a tax and I spend it
Suck it from the poor
Make another war
Catch the details on the tv news at four

My old man says that’s a paranoid construction
Cast your vote in the November election
I’m too tired to protest it.
I don’t even know if I’m against it
Home of the free…land of the free…

When did everyone start picking on me?
I’m just trying to get from here to there
I swear to the Lord I treat everyone fair
And I don’t want no sympathy
a shake, a howdy or a cup of tea
That’s my state of mind right now
I think I’ll go out and eat a cow
And if you don’t like it you can kiss my ass
‘Cause I drive a monster truck