Long Haired Country Boy D People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon, D 'Cause I get stoned in the morning, I get drunk in the afternoon D Kinda like my old blue tick hound, like to lay around in the shade, D And I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made. G 'Cause I ain't askin nobody for nothin' D If I can't get it on my own A If you don't like the way I'm livin, C D You just leave this long-haired country boy alone Preacher man talkin' on the TV, puttin' down the rock'n'roll, Wants me to send a donation 'cause he's worried about my soul He said, "Jesus walked on the water" and I know that it's true But sometimes I think that preacher man would like to do a little walkin too A poor girl wants to marry and a rich girl wants to flirt, A rich man goes to college, and a poor man goes to work, Drunkard wants another drink of wine and a politician wants a vote I don't want much of nothin' at all but I will take another toke