I Must Feel Like A Failure Nowadays when we meet you won't meet my eye It didn't work out so why even try You're the life of the party till you start to lose I must feel like a failure to you You can make the world sparkle and shine Make strangers your fan club in record time But you can't make me want you like I used to do I must feel like a failure to you How much water goes under a bridge Before two people start calling it quits? Your latest pet project, well it's somebody new I must feel like a failure to you You count on your old friends to keep paying their dues While they're hoping you'll fuss over them like you used to do But you're off to floor somebody new