Johnny Walker Redneck by The Ex-Husbands He's older and settled down. He don't do a lot of runnin' around. He's got a two-car garage with a engine and a ridin' mower. Mama's his only one still calls him son. And his wife's the only woman that he flirts with anymore. (Chorus) He's a Johnny Walker Redneck. He's mellowed with age. Might find him at the country club readin' the business page. Mighta got a little silver, he ain't forgot his roots. Drives a Northstar Cadillac wearin' cowboy boots. Well they've been married twenty years. Seen a lot of happiness and tears. The house is real quiet since the kids have grown and gone. Still a member of the NRA. Hasn't got much to say... 'bout them hippies, how they grow their hair so long. (Chorus) He sowed all his wild oats a long time ago. Now he's just kickin' back and watchin' 'em grow. (Chorus) Drives a Northstar Cadillac wearin' snakeskin cowboy boots. Ain't You Been a Cowboy for too Long? by The Ex-Husbands All those places in the hills you used to hide out, are disappering faster than a summer squall. And your saddle and your boots are worn and dried out. Somehow you still ride your pony tall. You can rope, ride and brand. Don’t take your hat off for no man. Don’t you have a need to have a home? You’ve got a silver-plated six-gun. If God help you, you shouldn’t need one. Ain’t You been a cowboy for too long? All those women that you loved have settled down, And married men with steady jobs in town. They don’t want no cowboy’s comin’ ‘round. Like the coyote and the catamount, You’re forced to beg or driven out. Don’t them fences make it hard to roam? Like everything that’s wild and free, You’re loved and feared and not let be. Ain’t You been a cowboy for too long? Your compadres now all are dead or dying. Woven in the cloth of history. Somehow my friend you manage to keep ridin’. I don’t guess it’s how it used to be. You can rope, ride and brand. Don’t take your hat off for no man. Don’t you have a need to have a home? You’ve got a silver-plated six-gun. If God help you, you shouldn’t need one. Ain’t You been a cowboy for too long? Ain’t You been a cowboy for too long?