Hard Livin' (David Halley) Well you can call out the sheriff and the highway patrol There's a fool on the road careening out of control Hard liquor, fast women, Lord, I can't leave 'em be I wish hard livin' didn't come so easy to me. I keep my engine revin' and my beer on ice My idea of heaven is a pair 'a dice Come on seven come eleven, set this poor boy free! I wish hard livin' didn't come so easy to me. Bright lights, Saturday night I had me a little you know I feel all right My cupcake, she can shimmy and shake Spends more money any fool can make When my tires are flat and I'm out of gas I promise myself I'll let the next one pass I wish that a promise didn't break so easily I wish hard livin' didn't come so easy to me.