Clem Snide
The Ballad of Unzer Charlie



voice 1: i made a lot of bad mistakes, but uh, everybody do

voice 2:
i would like to be a baseball player, but if i dont-but if-
but i have a lot of things that i wanna be
but i-but maybe if i dont get any of those things, which i doubt,
i'd become maybe a manager or a-or a-um a news-uh um-a news reporter or
some-
or something like that-but-or some-or something like that-but-or some-

voice 3:
there are some times when i even don't know what i wanna do myself
and the element of surprise is even greater
we're gonna go in both left and right
and remember, a good move is your big move
once you've made that move, you have committed yourself