What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone mp3 file -- real audio This song won several songwriting awards. I also made an appearance on USA's "Up All Night With Rhonda" doing this song. The episode was filmed in a condemned jail in New Jersey and Rhonda was canceled shortly after it aired. I was just wondering hypothetically What would you do? theoretically If something should happen accidentally or medically What if your girlfriend was gone? If she died in a fire from a broken light fixture Or happened to swallow a poisonous mixture Would I find my way back into the picture If you were suddenly alone? Chorus: Would you call me up Would you write me a letter Would you tie a message to your Irish Setter Would you try to get through so we could be together What if your girlfriend was gone? If she disappeared without a trace And everyone looked all over the place Why do you have that look on your face? It's not like I have any plans! But if I were around and I could appease ya And she was suddenly struck with amnesia And never again would be able to please ya Would you still wanna be her man? Chorus Of course, as you know, I'm a very nice girl A beacon of light in a cold, cruel world Evil plans I could never carry out.. But who could blame me for wonderin' about If something should happen hypothetically What would you do? theoretically If something should happen accidentally or medically What if your girlfriend was gone? Chorus Would you walk away from your deep devotion Put a letter in a bottle and throw it in the ocean Realize that you've got a notion To give me my long overdue promotion Chorus copyright 1999 Carla Ulbrich (written 5/17/96) CU: vocals Jack Williams: guitars Cary Taylor: bass Tony Torre: drums