Texas Sapphires 1. The Emerald Outlaw (B. Malkus, R. Cannon) he's all alone in his prison of love he couldn't never compromise his four walls slowly lost their luster for life his inspiration withered into a rutty hole he knows what he wants but the path is missing chorus: happiness is a party of fools and dreams are the birds on broken wings how he really needs to fly from his stool again time's got her hold on everything there's no room for me here he says he just mumbles and he moans he's just a silent ticking in these dark places he calls home with feet in the green river as the emerald is stone he clenched the ground to sow now these vines won't let him go repeat chorus he's still in his prison alone with all that he compromised these four walls they no more have their luster for life his inspiration slithered further down the hole the vine's under snow just left to glisten 2. Driftin' In (A. Hill) well she sails the ocean wide on a fearless driftin' tide searching for a light upon the shore a sparkling glass of wine a flashing neon sign a harbor she can slip in for one more chorus: driftin' in driftin' in holding helpless on a sea of lies and gin you may think that she's gone under hoping she'll rise up again 'cause every bars a harbor when she comes driftin' in every day she puts to sea searching for a memory a sailor who has left her far behind when evening rushes in she will head out on the wind and slip into the first bar she can find repeat chorus she's a lonely sailor girl driftin' all around the world leaving empty bottles in her wake she may never find her man but she'll always find dry land 'cause a splash of water's more than she can take 3. Ladyfest, TX (B. Malkus) i'm goin' down to lady fest baby watch me as i put my red dress on there was a band named lincoln wanted me to play pick a little on the resonator and sing some harmony and then that gal she says to me guess you better not 'cause we done got testerone already in our slot so i'm goin down to ladyfest baby watch me as i put my red dress on if you can't lick 'em join 'em hell, what can i say then again so many of them tend to dress just like me anyway the moral of this story guess there isn't one i'll get all gussied up just to pick and to have some fun like brother jimmy martin but more flamboyantly how many of you that sit and judge me have got the guts to say that i'm goin down to ladyfest baby watch me as i put my red dress on 4. Bring out the Bible (We ain't Got a Prayer) (B. Malkus, A. Hill) bring out the bible we ain't got a prayer we've been through the fire and it got us nowhere turn to the chapter and pull up a chair bring out the bible we ain't got a prayer chorus: there stands the mountain that we tumbled down that rough rocky shoreline where we ran aground there's peace in the valley we never made it down there so bring out the bible we ain't got a prayer the angels stood watching our slow tangled fall reaching for heaven in spite of it all they can't do a thing for the people downstairs bring out the bible we ain't got a prayer 5. Break This Fool (B. Malkus) another day you just keep me hangin' on ain't no way i'm gonna dance another soft show into your arms you got a lot of those fanciful words you see they seem plausible but not to me like the way daddy did those horse back in 19 and 74 he said gal you wanna break 'em step right up now and show them who is boss now your head's too high and molasses is so patient and sweet and so am i but i'm risin' on up like them bisquits you done sopped me up with boy it's time i get on over and break this fool again i could go away like some felon with his back turned to the wind or i could stay go my own bail from this calaboose i'm in are those roses for me mr. i can see the utter madness in your game you can lend a glad hand but you should understand it's a low fixed interested rate it's time i get on over and break this fool again 6. Dirty Me, Dirty Me (I'm Disgusted with Myself) (B. Malkus) well, dirty me i'm droolin' on my pillow when the morning comes i'll strip these linens down see my good gal she don't like the way i'm doin' so i'll make me down a pallet on this ground dirty me dirty me i'm disgusted with myself i went out on the town the other evenin' i came stumblin' home in one red shoe those seven digits crumpled in my pocket i can't bring myself to dial so it's no use repeat chorus well dirty my i missed my granny's birthday then came and went her anniversary too i see belated cards there in the grocery but my bottom dollar buys me redman chew 7. Dirty Tattered House Shoes (B. Malkus) well i found that silver lining on the day that you were gone satin sheets surrounded me all night then all day long soon i got to movin' now i'm havin' so much fun old resilient me i'll never come undone chorus: now that you're gone it's such a good thing there's a shine upon my floor as these dirty tattered house shoes they keep walkin' back and forth down the hallway to the bedroom i'm just soaking up the sun from reflections on the hardwood all thanks to what you have done things keep getting brighter fact i'm lit up all the time burgandy, blue ribbon and back into that box of wine say i look disheveled i'm together as can be thanked the lord so much my pants wore out their knees repeat chorus 8. Deep Gap Blue (B. Malkus) i'm busted to where i can't make it on time this old road she's fading in line i'm sorry my friend i could share some with you it's a shame though the sorrow's all mine i lie alone in this valley so steep the black oaks enslaved with sore spines this new road of water she's paved from on high it hauls me down that crooked line you're like some willow you won't weep til' you're grown but the people don't understand ride me on down to deep gap again and bathe in these frivolous faults of a man so keep right on searching and still you won't find and then you'll know the sorrow's all mine 9. Cold Silver Ring (B. Malkus) you build your shrine in the hallway so very blue green dear mother of God would you hang around and watch over these things no point in telling you how i placed that ring with care now you've gone and done the same thing in our home's chilly air i too am nestled down for a long cold one in the hopes that spring won't care but dakota calls and it hauls you oh so far away from here the roses on my trellis flow like you up through those plains not for too long will they hang on so who's the one to blame chorus: there was something on my mind that you can't realize what for as you just stand there cryin' about leaving me with your head pressed on the door i ain't back in line for the gossip still those words are bound to cling when there's this talk in town that i'm buring you yeah well you left me cold like that silver ring i'm just working on a building got so hard just to keep it clean but these benders 'round 'bout flag day they don't seem all that obscene how i poured it on last summer on st. swithen's day to rain on all those other ones from which you went away repeat chorus no point in telling you how we lost it on the way no use in chewing on what's frayed repeat chorus 10. Down Hard (B. Malkus) you're done like some ash can given the end tossed away but then still flaring freely the barbs that receive you suspended impaired break today you pronghorn come on through shatter these things there's no use the gray on the ceiling a weight weary heart forced to choose go tithe to the booking man go home again i ain't never seen you that alone and then they called for the wrecker you done went in the ditch down hard with that last swallow so roll on buddy why don't you roll on such a shame that your wheels they keep spinning you dead stupid blind man you entered the fray blood washing on down the great basin shatter these things there's no use the gray on the ceiling a weight weary heart forced to choose 11. Barstow Barstool (B. Malkus) hush up your new ways i don't want to stay here no more face down on this floor out here in barstow, california how many more 'til i get to go and won't you be there for me just to step in line and heed my hell to pay in barstow on a barstool with something to right down in bakersfield but they tore down that blackboard this i know between the angels and sin city the mojave takes so many like the rounder gal who burns you on the road chorus: it's not so elating it's all relating to my sinful mind it seems i best be gettin' gone but i'm stuck here sittin' on this barstow barstool making it up to me so go on lay into me i crossed that fault line here for sure deep inside the border out here in barstow, california you broke the drunk who done drunk you broke two time zones cushion me on the sunken bed in which i now must lay 12. Las Vegas (G. Parsons, R. Grech) chorus: ooh, Las Vegas, ain't no place for a poor boy like me ooh, Las Vegas, ain't no place for a poor boy like me every time I hit your crystal city you know you're gonna make a wreck out of me well, the first time I lose I drink whiskey second time I lose I drink gin third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win repeat chorus well, the queen of spades is a friend of mine the queen of hearts is a bitch someday when I clean up my mind I'll find out which is which repeat chorus well, I spend all night with the dealer tryin' to get ahead spend all day at the Holiday Inn trying to get out of bed repeat chorus