Dirty Me, Dirty Me (I'm Disgusted with Myself) (B. Malkus) well, dirty me i'm droolin' on my pillow when the morning comes i'll strip these linens down see my good gal she don't like the way i'm doin' so i'll make me down a pallet on this ground dirty me dirty me i'm disgusted with myself i went out on the town the other evenin' i came stumblin' home in one red shoe those seven digits crumpled in my pocket i can't bring myself to dial so it's no use repeat chorus well dirty my i missed my granny's birthday then came and went her anniversary too i see belated cards there in the grocery but my bottom dollar buys me redman chew