THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW AGAINST SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA jabo I Well I'm goin back Goin home again Yeah I'm goin back To my own again Yeah I'm goin back Ahhh to my home town The one that put me out The one that laid me down Well I wired up a car in East Fontanna I was a headed for San Berdu Yeah my midnight oil It was on the boil An boy I was a barrelin through Then I took a turn But I hit the curb An when I heard the crash Well I stomped the gas An I was barrelin on... again I leave a few people dead But I got open road... ahead Yeah I leave a few people dead But I got open road... ahead An I remember the cop With his slicked-back hair When he told me To get out a-here An I remember the judge With his gold plated mouth He said... go live in the North, boy You gonna die down South You gonna die down South jabo II Yeah but I'm goin back Goin home again Yeah I'm goin back To my own again Yeah I'm goin back To my home town The one that put me out The one that laid me down So I went flying through South San Berdu With my mind on East L.A. Where my Pachuco queen She's cookin re-fried beans An she's waitin for me... today Then I stopped on off At the liquor store Made ever-body lay down on the floor Then I took their whiskey An I took their bread Then I shot out their lights Just before I fled Yeah I leave a few people dead But I got open road... ahead I leave a few people dead But I got open road... ahead An I remember the bitch Whose black tongue lied When she told me She's dis-satisfied An I remember her Daddy Big as a truck He said... "fuck with me, boy if you want to fuck" Yeah fuck with me if you want to fuck jabo III Ahh but I'm goin back Goin home again Yeah I'm goin back To my home town The one that put me out The one that laid me down So There oughta be a law against sunny Southern California Yeah there oughta be a law Against puttin the devil... behind the wheel Cause as long as you people are gonna sanction Such an evil I'm gonna turn your asphalt Back into brimstone Yeah you God damned bet... I will