I'd Have To Be Crazy
By Steve Fromholz
As played on the "A Rumor In My Own Time" LP
     
Corrected chords submitted by Steve Fromholz hisself


 E                       E7
I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singin'
    F#maj7     Fmaj7    E
And never play music again.
      E                   E7
You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a tophat
    F#                       B7
And ran out to flag down the wind.
    E                   E7
I'd have to be wierd to grow me a beard
        A                           Am
Just to see what the rednecks would do.
         E                     B7
But I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind
   F#maj7      Fmaj7     E
To fall out of love with you


I know I done weird things
Told people I hear'd things 
when silence was all that abounds
Been days when it pleased me, to be on my knees
Follerin' ants as they crawled 'cross the ground.
I've been insane on a train
but I'm still me again
And the place that I hold you is true
So I know I'm alright, 'cause I'd have to be crazy
To fall outa love with you....

Bridge:
    A          E
And I don't intend to
A                       E
But should there come a day
A                  E
When I say I don't love you
A               B7
You can lock me away.


Well I sure'd be a dingie, to live in an envelope
Waitin' alone for a stamp
You'd swear I was loco, if I rubbed for a genie
while burning my hand on a lamp
Well, I may not be normal, but nobody is
and I'd like to say 'fore I'm through
that I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind
To fall outa love with you.