The Shiners PAPA'S GOT A GUN by Charles Jones Well, look out momma, he's got a gun. Papa's havin' fun. Look out children, you better run. Papa's got a gun. Well, he scared all the dogs in the neighborhood. He shot two hogs down by the woods. He's got no sense, but he's got the guts. Papa's got a gun. Papa's havin' fun. Well, he's chasing little girls, for heaven's sake. Papa's got a gun. He's had a few drinks and he's on the make. Papa's havin' fun. Well, he's yellin' at women in passing cars. He's waving his weapon at girls in bars. If you ain't seen him, thank your lucky stars. Papa's got a gun. Papa's having fun. He stole a police car and a sheriff's hat. Papa's got a gun. He stole a bag of quarters from the laundromat. Papa's havin' fun. He's taken a hostage at the house next door. SWAT team's comin', better hit the floor. Ain't gonna have a papa no more. Papa's got a gun. Papa's on the run.