BALLAD OF THE BALLADEER Everything stands ready For the headline band There'll be three or four hundred people here By the time the night ends Some kind of hippie jam band Makes change on too much And all the pretty girls and the college kids Seem to really eat that up So while the waitress washes glasses And the club owner's smokin' pot I'm one of six or seven people here For the eight o' clock slot A solo desperado is up there Playin' his guitar And he just calls it like he sees it And sings out to an empty bar 'cause who… CHORUS Who wants to hear the truth On Saturday night Yeah who, Who wants to hear the truth On Saturday night He's a hometown hero That everybody likes Or at least they like to talk about him They say man that guy can write He's got an eye for observation And a way of weaving words That makes the mundane things meaningful In a way you never knew they were And it's such a shame you know he's Wise beyond his years And really ought to be a superstar But he just don’t sell enough beer CHORUS His epitaph's been written Just like the ones before He's got a few good years left But he's doomed to die Broken sick and poor And somebody'll make a T-shirt His record sales will soar And everybody knew him when But they wish they'd gone to see him more And they hold a goddamned concert Just to put him in his grave 'Cause his family can't make rent And they've got all of his back bills to pay CHORUS Yeah who wants to know the truth About Saturday night Copyright © Scott Gibson