Hank III
 DICK IN DIXIE - Cont. Club

 Well some say I’m not country 
 and that’s just fine with me
 Cause I don’t wanna be country 
 with some faggot looking over at me
 And they say that I’m ill-mannered 
 that I’m gonna self destruct
 But if you know what Im thinkin’ 
 you’ll know that pop country really sucks.

 Well I’m here to put the Dick in Dixie 
 and the cunt back in country
 Cause the kind of country I hear now days 
 is a bunch of shit to me
 And they say that I’m ill-mannered 
 that I’m gonna self-destruct
 But if you know what I’m thinkin’ 
 you’ll know that pop country really sucks.

 Well they’re losing all the outlaws 
 that had to stand their ground
 And they’re being replaced by these kids 
 from a manufactured town
 And they don’t have no idea 
 bout sorrow and woe
 Cause they’re all just too damn busy 
 kissin’ ass on Music Row

 Well I’m here to put the Dick in Dixie 
 and the cunt back in country
 Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays 
 is a bunch of shit to me
 And they say that I’m ill-mannered 
 that I’m gonna self-destruct
 But if you know what I’m thinkin’ 
 you’ll know that pop country really sucks.

 And if you know what I’m thinkin’
 you’ll know that pop country really sucks.

 Interpreted by Mrs. Wolf