The Hangdogs the gun song he was drunk depressed and crazy when he bought himself the gun over the counter in some pawn shop on south main one feel of that cold steel and he gratefully unwadded the last fifty dollars to his name he walked back to the subdivision, into the house all excited to show her his new gun she stopped packing right away when he put it to her head and told her "the thing is, i still love you, hon." see your reflection in the blue steel and it's too late to run the romance was gone with that first bruise see, cupid don't shoot arrows out the barrel of a gun and love don't make the ten o'clock news she waited till he passed out, then she dashed her cigarette out in the crumpled pile of her old wedding gown she thumbed a ride to fredericksburg got a car there at the hertz and she stopped into a pawn shop west of town he tracked her credit card to clovis just to tell her he still loved her he found her waiting tables in some bar she smiled, said "oh darlin," slid her hand beneath her apron and she blew a hole right through that fucker's heart CHORUS they acquitted her on grounds of the gun in his cold hand still she ain't smiled once since that bloody day they UPSed back both the guns, inherited and owned so she sold em in some pawn shop on south main CHORUS see, cupid don't shoot arrows out the barrel of a gun and love don't make the ten o'clock news