The Hangdogs other people's houses I got an alternate means of luxury for to raise myself some cash Requires a little finesse, a little luck and a whole lotta kissin' ass I really like when people thank me, they say c'mon back anytime And if you think Iıve got a screw loose, curiosity's not a crime I like other people's houses, I like to hang out on your couch I like to walk your dog, pet your cat and come over when you're out I like to use your channel changer, watch my favorite TV shows I like other people's houses, I like 'em better than my own Now Iım no thief or con man, you know I harbor no ill will Just like to poke around your icebox, let my belly get its fill I'm on my best behavior, sayin "thank you, you're too kind" And where's your liquor cabinet anyway and are you sure that you don't mind CHORUS Now when I come to your place, we're gonna have us a grand old time We'll get pay-per-view and pizza and open up all your red wine And you and me'll do something different than we do most every day And I'd invite you back to my place, but it's here I'd rather stay CHORUS I like 'em better than my own I like 'em better than my own