The Hangdogs

beware of dog




I been lying around the whole damn day
Come on baby it's time to play
Can't you hear me scratching at your back door
Don't tell me to hush, it's time to howl
Don't tell me to sit, it's time to prowl
Don't throw me no bones, 'cause, baby, tonight I need a little something
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I'm headed down to the kennel club
Gonna lap some beer and scarf some grub
Maybe I'll chase some cars on down the street
I got an itch and I'm scratching it
Like it led to both kibble and bit
Baby, I am one stone mongrel mutt in the throes of a Texas heat

I'd be better, but I'm too bad
I'd be saner, but I'm too mad
If you wanna play it safe, I think you had
Best beware of dog

I been lying around the whole damn day
Come on, baby, it's time to play
Let's forget that leash, least for now
I won't beg and I won't whine
But I might roll over if so inclined
I'm a real good boy, I think it's time that you found out just how

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I'd be better, but I'm too bad
I'd be saner, but I'm too mad
If you wanna play it safe, I think you had
Best beware of dog
Best beware of dog
Best beware of dog