Calexico Tulsa Telephone Book (Tom. T. Hall) Am Am Am Am Am G Have you read any good telephone books lately? Am E If you ain't then let me recommend one Am G F I've already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times Am E Am If you don't know any last names it ain't much fun C G Am Readin' that Tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane C Am E Especially if that girl you're lookin' for has no last name Am Dm Am I gotta find her and tell her, I don't want our love to end Am E Am So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again Well, I was in Tulsa and didn't have anything goin' She lived in Tulsa and didn't have anything on She said, "My name is Shirley," and I said, "My name is T." I woke up the next mornin' and she was gone All of the Tulsa operators know my voice now And they gotta know how long I've been alone If you meet a girl named Shirley with some ribbons in her hair Would you tell her that she's wanted on the phone Readin' that Tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane Especially if that girl you're lookin' for has no last name I gotta find her and tell her, I don't want our love to end So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again