Ladyfest, TX (B. Malkus) i'm goin' down to lady fest baby watch me as i put my red dress on there was a band named lincoln wanted me to play pick a little on the resonator and sing some harmony and then that gal she says to me guess you better not 'cause we done got testerone already in our slot so i'm goin down to ladyfest baby watch me as i put my red dress on if you can't lick 'em join 'em hell, what can i say then again so many of them tend to dress just like me anyway the moral of this story guess there isn't one i'll get all gussied up just to pick and to have some fun like brother jimmy martin but more flamboyantly how many of you that sit and judge me have got the guts to say that i'm goin down to ladyfest baby watch me as i put my red dress on